• baby: m- m- m- ma- ma-
  • mother: mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
  • baby: m-ma..ma mama mama!
  • mother: oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers
  • rnackenzie:

    if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

    amoying:

    QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY

    dreaminglyy:

    awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

    (Source: crystalized-snow)

    odins-one-eyed-fuck:

    odins-one-eyed-fuck:

    I’ve got
     image

    and
     image

    aint one

    This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

    pretzelsnake:

    m0n64 submitted:

    For when you find that specal someone
    https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

    an eggagment ring

    DELETE YOUR BLOG 

    leonkumquat:

    when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

    they’re married now